You’re about to take a Mindtrip...So get your ticket stamped

So today was a pretty mundane day in the saltmines. Of course all of the rumors flying around about me always excite me a bit because I find it all quite HILARIOUS.

But tonight there was a little excitement for me, of course it was probably disappointment for another one of our associates but it occuppied my time quite well. Silver was in an accident as he was leaving work. As soon as I heard about it and that it was at the back of our lot I naturally went out there for two reasons. First and foremost to make sure that dumbfucker wasn't injured. Secondly, because I am a rubbernecker. I love to watch other peoples misfortune. Sorry Silver. It definitly made it worthwhile when the other woman cried over a tow truck. And her vehicle wasn't towed until about 8:30 and the accident was shortly after 7. Ooohhhh that brought satisfaction to my dark heart.

Lastly, Sharon, my front end supervisor was nice enough to give me a ride home. The original plan was to get to Adams and then catch a cab back to the good ol' NA. When we got to her home she ended up going inside and getting her 4 year old and he came along for a ride and she brought me all the way home. Meeting this child just made my heart melt. He was so damn cute. I've always known that I want kids, it's just one of those things that you just know you want. I can't wait to have kids. Strike that, I'm excited at the prospect of one day having kids but not right now, I definitly don't want to be a 19 year old father. But I really wouldn't mind being a father in my mid to late 20's.

Well, this wasn't that funny but it definitly was a journey into my mind...Mindtrip...That's a good tune look it up it's by Nonpoint.

Tightly hold your hand take a deep breath give them the finger...

So my little sister who is 11 years old for some unknown reason needed a MySpace or she would fucking die. She talked her mother into it even though the site clearly states that you have to be 14 to have an account and apparantly the scare tactics that a sexual predator is sitting outside the house waiting to put you in his van doesn't work either. I still don't know why somebody in sixth grade with all of 20 friends needs a MySpace to keep tabs on their friends when you see them in school every single day. She's usually a wench anyways...I don't know what that has to do with anything but oh fucking well.

So anybody out there listen to Our Lady Peace with such fantastical songs as "Superman's Dead" "One Man Army" and "Somewhere Out There" among others. If not you should and if you don't after reading this a dead 12 year old who was brutally murdered by her parents will come and kill you at precisly 1:15 this morning. So you better get listening goddamnit.

I think that I've exhausted my hate for the retarded bunch of fucks that I serve at work also known as the general public. I really don't have anything else to say about these people. Oh yeah, except when you come to buy something such as a toilet, shower, or about 15 fucking windows or doors. BRING A FUCKING FRIEND YOU GODDAMNED IDIOTS. I can not stress this enough. You know that you are going out to buy a large item(s) yet you still show up alone walk to the back of the store without a cart and then you're mad when you have to go back to the front of the store for a cart. It's not like you were just casually perusing our store and say to yourself, "Self, I think that I shall buy a new toilet today." This is a purchase that you need to think about. And men SHOULDN'T send in their PREGNANT wives to pick shit up such as doors and windows. Go with them you fucking moron. What the fuck are you doing that's so fucking important that you have to send your pregnant wife whom can't even get in and out of the fucking car. Really people are idiotic and fucked in the fucking head. Fucking fuckers.

Alright now I think I've exhausted my hate for the customers for tonight. It's been a little while since I've done this shiznat...

Well since the little thing below this that says what I'm listening to isn't working I'm listening to Our Lady Peace as you should be too mother fuckers...

I sleep so I can’t feel...

Random blog about stuff that I'm kinda excited for in '08...

-Moving to Garden at work is a big muthafuckin' plus I'm sick of the fucking parking lot

-Shitload of new tunes from some of my favorite bands

-Sevendust
-Taproot
-Disturbed
-Slipknot
-10 Years

-Going away to fucking college I'm so fucking pumped that I'm going to Johnson and Wales in Providence, RI you don't even know each day it gets closer and closer I think I'm down to 219 days left until I leave.

I think that's actually it for now...I've stopped doing funny blogs because I was trying to hard to do it and it was a strained funny and no longer natural I'm sure that when I get to a new department in a few weeks new shit will arise I think that the parking lot has just left me at a stalemate for new material.

It’s one hell of a marketing ploy...

Heath Ledger was found dead in his NYC apartment today from either an accidental overdose or they haven't ruled out suicide. It's a terrible thing when a young person is taken far too soon but the cast and crew of "Dark Knight" have got to be seeing dollar signs because you know that many people will want to see the movie as it is his last role. I will see it. Well, So Long old friend who wasn't my friend we will grieve your death for a day or two and then move on to the next "big thing".

I Started Looking Out for myself Today...but Then I Stopped Because I Don't Care...

Hey look! You dropped your pocket...

So new news...I am getting SUED!! Everyone loves that man. Who's day isn't made when they get served papers. This is all because of my accident back on December 8th. But it's only for a little bit, but I think that this is just the start of a shitstorm. I just hope that the storm subsides by the time I have to go to school in September. So I won't be getting my truck back for a while now.

So today at work I had an asshole come up to me while I was out busting my ass pushing carts and look at me and just cock his head and say "Somebody has to do it." and got in his car and left. Needless to say he did not push his cart back up, he left it like the rest of the assholes. I've been hating this position more and more as of late. If I could just get into another department at the store I would be a lot happier. I don't mind the store just my fucking department.

If you don't already listen to them you should totally listen to Armor For Sleep. I friggin' love their tunes lately.

I hate customers at work that ask me if I like my job. They always seem to ask me when I'm throwing fucking pellets into the trunk of their Volvo or a toilet into the back of their fucking Lexus. I've been inclined to just look at them and just fucking shake my head. Usually I just act like I didn't hear the question the lousy fucks.

"Counting Blue Cars" by Dishwalla is a fucking sweet song...did you know that? You should have said yes and if you don't know the song peep that shit...now fuckers!

What kind of horrible fucking joke would it be if my fucking life was just a TV show that was always in production and I was the only out of the loop. If you all are getting paid millions because I'm a fucking whatever I am I would be overly fucking pissed off. I don't even know what I am to everyone else. I just know that it works for me most of the time. And as to the original question of what kind of horrible fucking joke would it be? Haha can we stop this ride now it's starting to hail and rollercoasters are no fucking fun in the hail.

I think that's all for right now except ummm thanks to you all who've been helping me out lately it means the fucking world right now....

The Pursuit Begins When This portrayal Of Life Ends

So I've been riding public transportation lately and trying to dress to impress while on the bus in a ratty ass flannel jacket. Just trying to fit in with all the other fucking dejected people of the fucking 413. And I've also been bumming rides off of people home which I actually don't really like to do because I'm kind of a proud person. I also don't like to inconvienience people. But, I do have people who have helped me out a lot and I am quite greatful to George, Haley, Craig, and all the other people that have helped me out in this time of shittiness that has happened because of recent events.

So nothing really good happening at work, it's just become monotonous bullshit that's why I haven't been doing these all that often at all anymore. Just counting down the days, literally, to the day that I leave to go to school and finally move on from this bullshit part of my life.

One thing that the Depot has taught me in life is that I don't want to be doing this for all of my life. If I hadn't taken the year off from schooling to work full time I know that I would fuck off in school, get shit faced, and put about 0 fucking percent into classes. Now that I've taken this time off and seen what it's fucking like to try and live on the fucking shit they give you and the fucking hollow shell of a person that corporations make people I don't want that. I now have seen this shit and it will makes me put that much more into my cooking when I am in school so that I can go out there and do what I want to do and fucking do something I love with my life, not something that someone else wants me to do...

Top 10

So I've been to about 26 concerts now in my 18 years and with the festivals and shit I've seen a little over 100 bands. Not exactly seen but been in attendance on their day of performance...Ok well I'm bored so I'm gonna decide on my top 10 concerts that I've been to, I'm probably going to be biased towards my ones in the last two years because those are the ones I can remember better but whatever this is for me if you don't like it fuck off...

1. Chevelle (May 23, 2007) (Who went: Chow and Amberly)- Black Light Burns, 2Cents - I really fuckin' enjoyed this show the best because of my Chevelle love, the crowd was probably one of the best that I've been a part of, if you didn't want to fight you didn't have to really. And then of course there was "Point 1"

2. Marilyn Manson (August 4, 2007) (Who Went: Chowski, Keith) - Slayer, Bleeding Through - We got there fuckin' early and we just hung out all day and had a good time, people in line were enjoyable, they sometimes are not, we were right up front on the barrier for the whole set. Manson just puts on a killer fuckin' stage show, better than what most do nowadays. Happy Birthday Chowski, too.

3. Nine Inch Nails - February 27, 2006 (Who Went: Chowski) - Saul Williams - Probably my favorite band, love all of their discography so the show was guaranteed to be fuckin' sweet. Played an amazing set and the crowd wasn't as rowdy as expected. Even though I had a broken hand it wasn't bad at all...

4. Third Eye Blind - October 28, 2006 (Who Went: Chowski) - The Upwelling - So the opening band on Jesus Christ on the drums. No lie looked just like him. We were first in line for this show. We were front and center for the show. Second ones to show up were some cute girls so they were definitly good company. Fucking sweet set, play "Crystal Baller" my favorite song, and of course all of the hits.

5. Locobazooka '02 - September 22, 2002 (Who Went: Chowski) - Headlined by Disturbed - Nonpoint, Flaw, Black Label Society, Ra - This is up here because it was my first "real" festival concert. I was 13 years old and Chowski invited my to come along to this show. We worked our way up to the front for 3rd Strike which was badass since I was definitly groovin' to their tunes at the time. I also got to witness thousands of people sing along to all of Disturbed's tunes which kind of moved me inside to be really cheesy right now. I fuckin' fell in love with concert going with this show.

6. Damageplan - April 2, 2004 - Drowning Pool, Hatebreed, Unearth (Who Went: Dad) - My dad and I went to this show. He was diggin' Damageplan because he like Pantera and I was just plain diggin' Damageplan and I loved Drowning Pool. It was amazing to see Dimebad Darell fucking riffing on that stage before he left us all (R.I.P.)

7. Lenny Kravitz - September 11, 1999 (Who Went: My Dad) - Smash Mouth, Buckcherry - Now we actually went to this show for Smash Mouth. They were my favorite all time band at the time and I still dig there tunes. They were touring for the Astro Lounge album with that huge song "All Star" but I loved them since there first album when I was in 3rd grade, I had it on cassette. I was in 5th grade when we went to see them and I didn't know Buckcherry at the time but I do know them now and wished that I did back then but I really didn't understand his lyrics that glorify sex and drug use back then as I do now. Ironically we met up with Tanya and her son Chris there we only said hi to them and moved on we knew them from Cub Scouts at the time and my dad and her ended up dating after my parents split up. Irony. I love it.

8. Edgefest '07 - September 22, 2007 (Who Went: Chowski, Tiffany) - Headlined by Sebastian Bach - Evans Blue, Drowning Pool, Finger 11, Seven Mary Three, Framing Hanley, Cinder Road, and Nonpoint, they all made the fuckin' show for me. Really do I need to say more?

9. Disturbed - November 19, 2006 (Who Went: Amberly) - Stone Sour, Flyleaf, Nonpoint. Wow that puts Nonpoint into three of my favorite shows in my top ten. I loved Stone Sour and Disturbed's set. Disturbed did a pretty sweet medly in the middle of their set that touched on a lot of great songs, it was neat to hear that. Stone Sour blew me away earlier in the year at Family Values Tour and I was pumped to see them up close. We got there pretty early and the people that showed up behind us were a group of UMASS guys that all came from the NA so that was pretty cool it made the day go by better.

10. TooL - July 12, 2007 (Who Went: Chowski) - Big Business - This is in here not because of the bands stage presence that really got my attention but I did love the set list that they played. There was also a drumming duel that happened in the middle of the 18 fuckin' minute rendition of "Lateralus" that I was pretty impressed by.

So creating this list definitly took some time and thought. I didn't think that it would be that amusing for me to recall all this shit but I definitly did like doing this. My first concert was actually when I was 3 I went to Def Leppard on a leash at the Knickerbocker Arena on October 28, 1992. I'm lookin' forward to hella more shows...