Things I thought about on 10/10

Ok, so I actually had today off but I feel like finally updating this shiznit mo'fucka...

So, on Sunday had a pretty fucked up thing happen. Guy, in a Ford Explorer was just chillin' behind is truck with the door kind of closed. And when I walked by I looked in to see what was goin' on in there and I saw to my astonishment that he had his daughter of about 3 or 4 just chillin' in the back on a toilet for kids takin' a piss. Now I seem to find this fucked up for a couple of reasons...Why make your child piss in a parking lot when there is a perfectly good bathroom in most stores. I seem to also find this to be bad parenting because you have your kid half naked in a busy parking lot. Another thing is that, that toilet can't be flushed. So do you dump the toilet in the parking lot or do you ride with piss in the back of your truck for the rest of the day. Choices that I will hopefully never had to make in my life because I hope to be a better parent than that.

It's lightning and thundering out. I am not a fan of those things...

I have found that I neither like to listen to or accept constructive criticism. I would rather that you yell at me it goes quicker and it's not masked in fucking fake nice voices that make me wanna punch you in the throat.

I think that's all I really got.

These are some of the things that I think about at work...

Some of the things that I thought about on 10/03/07

So yesterday was Lot Attendant Anti-Appreciation Day and I got 2 projects at once as well as a MOD saying they were going to write me up for not doing my actually job instead of the projects issued by other managers. So what is a lot boy to do but get fucking bitched at from all angles. So I buttoned up and did all the fucking shit that had to be done with a lot of help from people that I think I can actually call friends at work. But, there were the fun moments Silver and I found a hawk that was exciting until it turned out to be a Grouse. But hey it was fun while it lasted.

I actually work with a guy by the name of Tony Kneecaps I figured I throw that out there because I find it fucking funny.

I woulld just like to say that people that park in the fire lane and put on their hazard lights are fucking assholes as well as fucking morons. Do they actually think that people are so naive that they will just let them pass thinking that their car broke down in such a convient parking type area. I think that the fire trucks would fucking mind when they come barelling in because the building is on fire.

I just used the word naive which I would like to point out to anyone who has never noticed before that Evian is naivE backwards, drink fucking tapwater like the rest of us normal people don't pay 3 dollars for a 20 ounce bottle because it comes from ancient fucking chinese prophet's ball sweat or whatever. Fucking douchebag rich fucks.

I would also like to point out that we have these bumper stickers that people put on their cars that is just a crossed out "W" now I'm about as Anti-Bush as the next Mother Fuckin' American but I think that we should grow some fuckin' testes and make real stickers with like a fuckin' picture of his face or all of his fucking initials. Why not GWB in there crossed out. Now I will come to the meat of why I think this. Now, pretend that you are a German immigrant coming over to America and you are just learning the language and simple shit so you have as much American history in you as about an American 1st grader. Now you are trying to learn all this and you see a W crossed out. My first thought would be that we no longer like the letter W in our country and trying to get rid of it. This would confuse me to no extent if I were this person. Can nobody else see my point on this. Maybe I'm just fucking insane. Oh well, this is why I should no longer be allowed out in the fucking parking lot.

I would also like to state I think that I would like my name to be Claude, but not until I am about 60 years old because Claude is a kickass old dude name and Zac isn't. Can't wait until then.

We have all the Ryobi "Green" tools set up in the store to play with and I fucking love that. Playing with toys is so much fun. That fuckin' drill is powerful as all hell...

I actually think that I had more to say but it got lost in the thought process for all the shit I actually did just type...

So this all stems from things that I think about while at work...

Things I thought about on 9/30

So, uh, today I kinda had to clean out a wheelie cart thing with a dead bird in it. Well, a dead bird wouldn't of bothered me but, it was swimming in about an inch of water from the recent rain and this bird has to have been sitting in this cart since at least early July-ish I am going to say. Based on how what was swimming the fucking water is a skull, feathers, and his two legs. Why did nobody notice this dead bird before a customer did yesterday and asked it be removed so they could purchase it. I don't know but I do know that I got stuck fucking cleaning it out because garden people are apparantly immune to having to clean their own department today. Silver and I did hold a quick funeral for the L'il Fucker as I have decided to name him. I was acting pastor since we didn't have one handy and said some words for the L'il Fucker..can't send him off without wings to fly on. So that was all of my excitment for the day.

These are some of the things that I think of while at work....

Oh yeah and I did get a haircut tonight which was my first in far too long since my grays have been quite prominant....just a little personal sidenote...

Things I thought about on 9/14

So I might have previously brought this up but can anybody let me know why The Home Depot has a janitor that does nothing. He has his goddamned "zamboni" machine that cleans the floor and then he loves. He even does that shittily and just fucking leaves piles of shit all over the place. He doesn't sweep he doesn't clean the windows. He doesn't EVEN CLEAN THE FUCKING BATHROOMS. He is fucking useless and we pay him for some unbeknownst (it's a word Google that shit motherfucker) to me. Yeah so that brings me to the biggest thing for me I think that he should hose out our trash barrels. I already have accepted that I have to change the trash but there is no fucking way that I will be hosing out the barrels. We have one that smells like fucking bile. Somebody has apparently puked in it and it's been fermenting since like the beginning of the fucking summer. And whenever I change that trash I want to puke in it myself and the smell gets on me and then affects the customer pleasure with our store. See where I'm going to bring this up to management with that comment but maybe I won't because that will just make it so that I have to fucking clean that shit for that fucking non-english speaking mother fucking sad excuse for a janitor. He doesn't even use a fucking mop. I want a janitor who will mop that's what I like to see. A janitor who busts his fucking stones for his goddamned money. Better yet he's lucky he has this fucking job he should be trying to please everyone he could be sitting outside the fucking Home Depot asking all contractors for a "yob" fucking goddamned ungrateful fuck...DO SOME FUCKING WORK MOTHERFUCKER...I'm not racist just intolerant...I believe that all races should be able to live but in their own GODDAMNED FUCKING COUNTRY COME OVER HERE LEARN TO SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH AND BE GLAD THAT WE DON'T DEPORT YOUR ASS AND GIVE YOUR JOB TO A NEEDY WHITE MAN...Fuck this blog could get me in trouble this is totally friends only...

If your shit is broken don't buy it don't ask for a discount...you would buy good stuff if you really needed it you fuckstick asshole motherfucker...

I'm really getting sick of pulling doors for someone who has nothing to do so he won't fucking do it. I'm a fat dude too so I know that you don't feel like moving from your desk but you know what I do it daily. Get the fuck up and pick something up motherfucking assfuck. It's not right that the customer had to wait around for an hour and a half because your too lazy and make up excuses until I drop all the shit that I'm doing to fucking help your lazy ass. I'm about to just fucking stop and say F.I. Fuck it man. This dude not longer abides...Watch "The Big Lebowski"....These are some of the things that affect my work day...

Things I thought about on 9/11

Just a small entry for today. I was over at the lumber door/pad today while a man was having about 25 sheets of sheetrock loaded into his truck by the forktruck with the guys from lumber. The man was paying for his sheetrock when an older woman walks up to the cashier and asks him if she can get a board cut and he explained to her that she would be taken care of as soon as someone was free from loading. She then cried out that if she didn't get this board cut the woman she was with would DIE! I was not aware that wood was the cure to any kind of illness at all. The woman played the fucking death card. She then proceeded to harass the sheetrock man exclaiming that the board would take five minutes and that his sheetrock would take an hour and the other woman would be dead. She was severly fucked up and I wanted to punch her in the throat because she was just that goddamned annoying. The guy with the sheetrock ended up going off on her for me. He told her that "patience is a virtue. Patience is a virtue even for someone at your old age!" I was fucking dying this man was voicing my thoughts. But that's pretty much it for today mostly same ol' boring shit while the rain drizzled down. The man was buying sheetrock while rain was coming down??? He wasn't all there either I guess. These are some of the things that I think of while at work...

A Story from back in the day

So this little tale comes from my days of working at the MCLA campus store back in January. I was working one day when an attractive young lady and her assumed boyfriend come in. They are walking around the little store and anything that she would say to him he would answer in a squealing sound as if he were a pig. Now this was odd enough in itself. The last thing that they picked up for the counter was a box of condoms. This led to the thought of does he pig squeal while they are fucking because that would just be fucked up. And if he does how can she deal with that, or is that how she gets off. These types of things keep me from ever progressing in this fucked world. These are some of the thinks that I [thought] of while at work...back in the day...