Wednesday, January 30, 2008

I sleep so I can’t feel...


Random blog about stuff that I'm kinda excited for in '08...

-Moving to Garden at work is a big muthafuckin' plus I'm sick of the fucking parking lot

-Shitload of new tunes from some of my favorite bands

-Sevendust
-Taproot
-Disturbed
-Slipknot
-10 Years

-Going away to fucking college I'm so fucking pumped that I'm going to Johnson and Wales in Providence, RI you don't even know each day it gets closer and closer I think I'm down to 219 days left until I leave.

I think that's actually it for now...I've stopped doing funny blogs because I was trying to hard to do it and it was a strained funny and no longer natural I'm sure that when I get to a new department in a few weeks new shit will arise I think that the parking lot has just left me at a stalemate for new material.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

It’s one hell of a marketing ploy...



Heath Ledger was found dead in his NYC apartment today from either an accidental overdose or they haven't ruled out suicide. It's a terrible thing when a young person is taken far too soon but the cast and crew of "Dark Knight" have got to be seeing dollar signs because you know that many people will want to see the movie as it is his last role. I will see it. Well, So Long old friend who wasn't my friend we will grieve your death for a day or two and then move on to the next "big thing".

Saturday, January 12, 2008

I Started Looking Out for myself Today...but Then I Stopped Because I Don't Care...

Hey look! You dropped your pocket...

So new news...I am getting SUED!! Everyone loves that man. Who's day isn't made when they get served papers. This is all because of my accident back on December 8th. But it's only for a little bit, but I think that this is just the start of a shitstorm. I just hope that the storm subsides by the time I have to go to school in September. So I won't be getting my truck back for a while now.

So today at work I had an asshole come up to me while I was out busting my ass pushing carts and look at me and just cock his head and say "Somebody has to do it." and got in his car and left. Needless to say he did not push his cart back up, he left it like the rest of the assholes. I've been hating this position more and more as of late. If I could just get into another department at the store I would be a lot happier. I don't mind the store just my fucking department.

If you don't already listen to them you should totally listen to Armor For Sleep. I friggin' love their tunes lately.

I hate customers at work that ask me if I like my job. They always seem to ask me when I'm throwing fucking pellets into the trunk of their Volvo or a toilet into the back of their fucking Lexus. I've been inclined to just look at them and just fucking shake my head. Usually I just act like I didn't hear the question the lousy fucks.

"Counting Blue Cars" by Dishwalla is a fucking sweet song...did you know that? You should have said yes and if you don't know the song peep that shit...now fuckers!

What kind of horrible fucking joke would it be if my fucking life was just a TV show that was always in production and I was the only out of the loop. If you all are getting paid millions because I'm a fucking whatever I am I would be overly fucking pissed off. I don't even know what I am to everyone else. I just know that it works for me most of the time. And as to the original question of what kind of horrible fucking joke would it be? Haha can we stop this ride now it's starting to hail and rollercoasters are no fucking fun in the hail.

I think that's all for right now except ummm thanks to you all who've been helping me out lately it means the fucking world right now....