Tightly hold your hand take a deep breath give them the finger...

So my little sister who is 11 years old for some unknown reason needed a MySpace or she would fucking die. She talked her mother into it even though the site clearly states that you have to be 14 to have an account and apparantly the scare tactics that a sexual predator is sitting outside the house waiting to put you in his van doesn't work either. I still don't know why somebody in sixth grade with all of 20 friends needs a MySpace to keep tabs on their friends when you see them in school every single day. She's usually a wench anyways...I don't know what that has to do with anything but oh fucking well.

So anybody out there listen to Our Lady Peace with such fantastical songs as "Superman's Dead" "One Man Army" and "Somewhere Out There" among others. If not you should and if you don't after reading this a dead 12 year old who was brutally murdered by her parents will come and kill you at precisly 1:15 this morning. So you better get listening goddamnit.

I think that I've exhausted my hate for the retarded bunch of fucks that I serve at work also known as the general public. I really don't have anything else to say about these people. Oh yeah, except when you come to buy something such as a toilet, shower, or about 15 fucking windows or doors. BRING A FUCKING FRIEND YOU GODDAMNED IDIOTS. I can not stress this enough. You know that you are going out to buy a large item(s) yet you still show up alone walk to the back of the store without a cart and then you're mad when you have to go back to the front of the store for a cart. It's not like you were just casually perusing our store and say to yourself, "Self, I think that I shall buy a new toilet today." This is a purchase that you need to think about. And men SHOULDN'T send in their PREGNANT wives to pick shit up such as doors and windows. Go with them you fucking moron. What the fuck are you doing that's so fucking important that you have to send your pregnant wife whom can't even get in and out of the fucking car. Really people are idiotic and fucked in the fucking head. Fucking fuckers.

Alright now I think I've exhausted my hate for the customers for tonight. It's been a little while since I've done this shiznat...

Well since the little thing below this that says what I'm listening to isn't working I'm listening to Our Lady Peace as you should be too mother fuckers...